Not to be Captain Obvious here because you've probably already noticed but, I'm writing to you from my new laptop. You can totally tell, right? I'll let you in on a little secret - I just wrote those sentences without my computer freezing, spazzing, or blowing up. Luckily, the latter never actually happened with the old laptop, but I think it could have at any moment.
I don't have a very good track record with laptops. They don't last very long. In my defense, it's rarely my fault.
My first laptop, the one I got for college, was awesome. Well, actually, maybe awesome isn't the word.